The sad thing about this humorous mock news story is that it’s true: Nation’s Poor win Election for Nation’s Rich

Wake up, sleepyheads. Wake up.

P.S. Further lunchtime reading unearthed this gem too, also in the fake-yet-real news genre: White House Claims Mandate By Whole Half Of Nation

… and the as-always, dead-on, balls-accurate (and real) reaction to said mandate, by the inimitable Joe Conason: Echoing Bush’s line won’t help Democrats

Sleepyhead directions:

  • Turn off FOX
  • Click the links and read the words that appear
  • Think