I am worth $2,142,470.00; I am happy, because that’s a hell of a lot better than Henry Hill scored in the back of the restaurant while Paulie Cicero was frying some sausages in “Goodfellas”.

What can I say? A silly diversion on a Tuesday evening. Go have a look for yourselves. And do be a dear and post your net worth in the comments section of this post (and fellas, do be sporting and answer honestly about your equipment [though the test is biased, because it only inquires about length {and everyone knows it’s all about the width}]).